Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp | Official MatPat & Game Theory Merch
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp

Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp

Regular price $39.99

Shipping Estimate: Orders will begin shipping in mid July 2022

Multi-item orders will ship together based on the latest item ship date.


  • ETL certified
  • Conforms to UL962
  • Conforms to EN60598-2-10
  • Product size: 16"x 3.86"
  • Metal base & glass botle
  • E17 R39 25W 120V incandescent bulb included
  • Max 25W
  • Input: 120V 60Hz
  • Inline on / off switch
  • This is not a toy
  • Ages 14+
  • Imported

After years of research and reverse engineering, our team here at Theory Corp. has developed what our scientists call “the perfect light source.” Containing a highly volatile alien “Lava” like  material, its  glow has a tendency to hypnotize and calm the mind. Corporate Mandates this to be a premiere stress reliever for all Theory Corp personnel.